Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?

A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.