Dothraki Jokes

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING