Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Robin Hood Jokes More Robin Hood Jokes

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

What do you call Robin Hood's mother?

Mother Hood.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."