Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Robin Hood Jokes More Robin Hood Jokes

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Manor Jokes More Manor Jokes

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!