Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!