Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Manor Jokes More Manor Jokes

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Robin Hood Jokes More Robin Hood Jokes

What's Robin Hood's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!