How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.