How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood