Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!