Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.