Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine