Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.