Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine