When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!