When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...