What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.