What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.