What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.