What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein