What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.