What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.