What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.