What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.