Human Body Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.