What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.