How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.