How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!