How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!