How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.