How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !