How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!