How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)