How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha