Bore Jokes

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)