Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?

Meh.. It's Oedipal

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Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden