Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?

Meh.. It's Oedipal

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Igloo Jokes More Igloo Jokes

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh