Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?

Meh.. It's Oedipal

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Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Igloo Jokes More Igloo Jokes

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.