Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?

Meh.. It's Oedipal

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What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Igloo Jokes More Igloo Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens