Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee