Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!