Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni