How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi