How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi