Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

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What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.