Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.