Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.