What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww