How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Because they're jalapeno business!

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

When is a pepper annoying?

When it's jalapeno face