How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

When is a pepper annoying?

When it's jalapeno face