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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Muhammad Ali Jokes More Muhammad Ali Jokes

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.