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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)