Ali Jokes

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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They both are ajar.

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IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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They SETI their alarm-y