Ali Jokes

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Not Ali....

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Muhammad Ali Jokes More Muhammad Ali Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a