Ali Jokes

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the door say to the other door?

I can see your Knob Simple yet effective

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

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Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Waswas Jokes More Waswas Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.