What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice