How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)