How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.