How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !