How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.