How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."