What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

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What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !