What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!