What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.