What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!