What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...