Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

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What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?

Jah bless.

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.