Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.