Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"