Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.