Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.