How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.