How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"