How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")