How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"