How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.