What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount