Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin