Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

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What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz