How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic