How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food