How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic