How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...