How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.