How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

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What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.