How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian