How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker