How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)