How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.