How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker