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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."

Port Jokes More Port Jokes

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners