What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.