What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them