What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.