What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them