What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !