What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.