What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.