What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.