What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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How does a man with no nose smell?

Terrible!

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.