What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.

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How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.