What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Fission Chip Jokes More Fission Chip Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines