What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Fission Chip Jokes More Fission Chip Jokes

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines