What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.