What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines