Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue