Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

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RICE-IS

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