Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Lineup Jokes More Lineup Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

BenQ

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink