What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do star wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU