What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.