What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.