What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.