A sphinxter.
A fart with a lump in it
He sat in his own pew.
Little Caesars
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Because it was in morning.
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Watch elevision !
A cannibal
It's already run out of battery.