What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees