What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)