What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.