What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !