What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees