It's already run out of battery.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A sphinxter.
I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.
A Li-ion battery.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
A PRIVATE TUTOR
A little bit froggy
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Because it's always past-tents.
points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels
Chop chop.
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
