Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.