It's already run out of battery.
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A sphinxter.
fertilized"
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Toot uncommon
He was charged with battery!
Triple Eh's.
Don't worry, they will tell you.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Little Caesars
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
I don't know, I've never tri
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.