Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.