What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

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What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"