Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!