Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".