Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.