Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.