Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.