What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."