What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.