What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Facebook Relationship Status Jokes More Facebook Relationship Status Jokes

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.