What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Facebook Relationship Status Jokes More Facebook Relationship Status Jokes

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.