What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.