What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.