What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Facebook Relationship Status Jokes More Facebook Relationship Status Jokes

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."