What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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He was 0K.

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Bunnylingus!

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A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

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He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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He tripped on acid

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The Contrasection.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.