What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !