Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Decomposing.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
A ball point banana!
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
