What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.