What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.