What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd